when: 23 - 29 March 2026 | venue: The Motley Wherehaus - Vault 3 | cost: Adult / general $30.20 | Senior $26.10 | Student / concession $26.10 | address: 432 Queen St Melbourne 3000
published: 11 Feb 2026, 5 min read
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There comes a time in every little girl's life when she dreams of the dazzling future that lies ahead. Fame. Fortune. You drive a Range Rover and have three beautiful children named Poppy, Lily, and James with your objectively hot and disgustingly rich husband.
Instead, you're now 34, half of a girl, a raging homosexual, spending your limited funds from your four different jobs on therapy, and asking everyone you know if they're mad at you.
This is a show for anyone who isn't where they thought they'd be in life. For anyone living above their means and portraying a life of success. Order a bloody lobster in a bloody glass, babe. You deserve it.
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There comes a time in every little girl's life when she dreams of the dazzling future that lies ahead. Fame. Fortune. You drive a Range Rover and have three beautiful children named Poppy, Lily, and James with your objectively hot and disgustingly rich husband.
Instead, you're now 34, half of a girl, a raging homosexual, spending your limited funds from your four different jobs on therapy, and asking everyone you know if they're mad at you.
This is a show for anyone who isn't where they thought they'd be in life. For anyone living above their means and portraying a life of success. Order a bloody lobster in a bloody glass, babe. You deserve it.
Go see Jenna Suffern: Lobster In A Glass 2026.
Jenna Suffern: Lobster In A Glass 2026 is on 23 - 29 March 2026. See start and end times below. Conveniently located in Melbourne. Call 03-9245-3700 for details.
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